• Audio Frequency Chart Memorization with 99.2% Accuracy

    Audio Frequency Chart Memorization with 99.2% Accuracy

    We’ve all sat down and tried to memorize the audio frequency chart. I don’t know how it went for you but it didn’t go well for me. That is, until I woke up one morning and had a vision which changed everything. The F350 Method for memorizing the audio frequency chart is based on six…

  • Journey of Monitor Selection

    Journey of Monitor Selection

    You are better off incorporating objective data into your studio monitor selection. Fundamental issues like room acoustics, level-matching, brand bias and others are compounded by your listening skill, or lack of it. In other words, “buy what you like” is incomplete advice, at best. The journey of studio monitor selection should be fun. But if…

  • Home Studio House Curves

    Home Studio House Curves

    Home studio house curves are there for you to create balanced mixes. Standard practice dictates that your bass should be elevated at your listening position, but not everyone agrees. Ultimately, you should start with a bass boost and experiment to see if that works for you. This post contains affiliate links for your convenience. Please…

  • Liquid Crystal Woman – The Hidden Secrets

    Liquid Crystal Woman – The Hidden Secrets

    “Liquid Crystal Woman” is a song about a camgirl. In this post, I’m going to spill the seeds on not only the origin of the song but also specific techniques and moves I used to create it. This article contains affiliate links to Amazon.com where relevant. Please consider checking them out. Thanks. The Foot of…

  • Nickel Nipples: Hexspa x joshEjosh Collaboration

    Nickel Nipples: Hexspa x joshEjosh Collaboration

    Nickel Nipples is the latest jam. Whether you release projects of your own or not, you have to appreciate completed work. This latest collaboration between JoshEJosh and I (Hexspa) is bound to make your bells jingle this holiday season. Nickel Nipples This track has roots that go way back. All the way since Guan Day. You…

  • Guan Day (Six Day War Instagram Bootleg)

    Guan Day (Six Day War Instagram Bootleg)

    Guan Day If you’re going to produce a track based off a meme, like Guan Day, you better really like it. There was a fun one going around back in May 2021. The one I’m talking about is based off Colonel Bagshot’s “Six Day War” from 1971. Though this “Six Day War” bootleg took longer…

  • Mona Cusis: How Actual Noise Inspired This Club Banger

    Mona Cusis: How Actual Noise Inspired This Club Banger

    Mona Cusis Love it or hate it, sometimes projects take six months to complete. That was how long it took me to finish this, my most recent project, Mona Cusis. Originally, I was calling it “Noise” since noise was the premise of the track. Lately, I’ve been doing Syntorial overview videos. Those are sort of like…

  • Speaker Boundary Interference

    Speaker Boundary Interference

    Where you place your speakers matters. However, you’re probably not in the most ideal room. For this reason, you have to put your speakers where they can go. In this article, I’m going to talk about the consequences of where you place your speakers as it relates to nearby surfaces. To put it as simply…

  • How Much Acoustic Foam Do I Need?

    How Much Acoustic Foam Do I Need?

    There comes a day in the life of certain special people when they realize the need for acoustic treatment. When I first got into this, I thought the apple spacers from my produce receiver job would work. Well, they didn’t. Later, once I got my little home studio setup, I knew I needed treatment so…

  • Golden Ratio Acoustics

    Golden Ratio Acoustics

    You might’ve heard that square and cube rooms are bad for audio and music acoustics. This is correct but do you know which dimensions are best? In this article, we’re going to take a look at how dimensions affect your room’s sound. By the end, you’ll understand golden ratio acoustics. But, before that, let me…